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1、一单纯傻儿子问他爹:“爸,结婚到底要付出多大代价?” 他爸说:“儿啊,我真不知道我还在偿付呢。

2、Enough is enough! 够了够了!

3、I said it's too late to apologize , it's too late。

4、Nothing's gonna change my love for you。

5、I will Lengnuanzizhi it,More will look out for themselves。

6、Do not base your happiness off someone else。

7、stupid jerk ^v^

8、4Myloveforyouisasdeepasthesea

9、An artificial another lifetime silly once is enough。

10、Why do you confide in me like this? What are you and she to me? You think that because Im poor and plain, Ihave no feelings? I promise you, if God had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I would make it as hard for you to leave me now as it is for me to leave you But He did not But my spirit can address yours, as if both have passed through the grave and stood before heaven equal

11、You promised is too pale let I how to believe。

12、What does it matter where I am if you are not with me。

13、You are in my heart forever more than him,forever and ever。

14、God damn it! 他X的!

15、How many dream had, and never came into my heart。

16、I’m very disappointed. 真让我失望。

17、University life is colorful, but it is only you sail away in a harbor; and the content of your life is outside the harbor - the conquest

18、Why you want to tell me that! She told you that has nothing to do with me Do you think Im poor, not good-looking, without feelings? I will, if god had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I must make you to leave me as it is now for me to leave you! God did not so Our spirit is same, just like you with my grave, will equally by standing in front of god!

19、man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, wont make you cry没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

20、不用和傻瓜吵架,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他的水平,然后再用丰富的经验打败你。

21、suck for you SB

22、Many old houses are gone, be busy at putting up installations on campus Old house to stay in the photo, we do? Can we stay in the photo?

23、Two people along the street up, who also don't stay。

24、Our forever, how far, how long the?

25、Even next second we didn't meet, on one second we will meet。

26、Miss as miss, miss read as offering, the chief read do not read。

27、I’m counting the days till I see you again。

28、When I am not near the girl I love, I love the girl I near。

29、I did not want to be playing with a toy。

30、My darling ,if you don't love me any more some。

31、when you are gone, who with me from south to north。

32、Meet and bid farewell to the sail and offshore, is the end of the past happy, the beginning of the future of happiness

33、Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you?

34、2I'msohappywithyouinthisstarrynight

35、1Ifthesunweretoriseinthewest,I'dneverchangemymindtoloveyouforever

36、God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends。

37、I don't have the strenghth to stay away from you anymore。

38、We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time. The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery; the deepest wound was the most real emotions.我们在错误的时间相遇,在正确的时间却又分开。 走的最急的是最美的景色,伤的最深的是最真的感情。

39、Themanwhohasmadeuphismindtowinwillneversay^v^Impossible^v^.(Napoleon)凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能”的。(拿破仑)

40、Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness。

41、Dont cry because it is over, smile because it happened不要因为结束而哭泣,微笑吧,为你的曾经拥有。

42、Get out of my life. 从我的生活中消失吧。

43、Life is too short, can not be used vengeful build hate

44、Who's who of the hook, and who is who of redemption。

45、Graduation season Friendship does not graduate, youth does not graduate

46、Between us, please always remember me。

47、I Want happiness , Be you give a care。

48、Action may not always bring happines。

49、What good method, can let the lonely become obedient。

50、Playing with fire 找死

51、5I'llloveyouaslongasIlive

52、跳楼的时候,“啊~~“的时候还没死,”啪!“那才是死了。

53、Can not give you the best will help you want。

54、There will always be one or two people will be robbed of your ready to grab the lens

55、Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

56、In a city, the city lived in pain。

57、Sweat is the lubricant of success。汗水是成功的润滑剂。

58、I'll be there for you,Till the end of life。

59、Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard Visa。

60、Goodbye, student ID card

61、It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end

62、Remember the graduation ceremony, said the words can not say

63、Without you I can also live well every day。

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